Crispy Unicorn Burnt Out Tee — Funny Grunge All-Over Print T-Shirt

This all-over print tee wears its mood like a badge. Dark, smoky artwork wraps the shirt—an exhausted, cigarette-slung unicorn framed by candles, skulls, and the words “Burnt Out / Crispy Unicorn.” The colors are warm and weathered: ember browns, burnt oranges and inky blacks that age the image like an old poster. It’s a statement piece that sits at the intersection of bitter humor and late-night rebellion. Wear it when you want your wardrobe to speak in dry wit and textured detail—on city streets, at shows, or when you’re staying in and nursing the world’s weight. The regular fit and tagless interior keep comfort simple, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold the silhouette steady wear after wear.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester construction that holds shape and dries quickly
- All-over print with side seams for consistent, structural artwork placement
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Available in two fabric weights (113 g/m² or 170 g/m²); regular fit and tagless
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; true-to-size fit

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle